So they went ahead and made a new Jurassic Park movie, an event we at Hustlemania have been both eagerly awaiting and quietly dreading. Wild rumors about the film have been streaking across the internet since Speilberg announced the project’s existence at Comic-Con two years ago, Continue reading
Because last night’s episode (Season 3, Episode 9) crushed our souls, let’s go over the five stages of Game of Thrones-induced grief, in gifs: Continue reading
On Friday, Kanye West premiered his new song, “New Slaves,” by projecting a music video on the sides of 66 buildings around the world. The video was a close-up of Kanye ranting about racism, materialism and celebrity.
Everyone’s speculating on who will play ex-cop-turned-cop-killer Christopher Dorner in the movie version of his life that’s surely in development right now. Popular guesses include LL Cool J, whose resemblance to Dorner is striking, and Denzel Washington, whose ability to convey complicated monsters is second to none. Those are both fine suggestions, but we at Hustlemania endorse a third candidate: Daniel Day-Lewis, because THE MAN IS A CHAMELEON. Continue reading
Look at what God did to us, man! The good news is this shirt exists. Bad news, however, is I can’t seem to find where, even on the vast and sticky, fat and greedy InterWeb, to buy it. It was on sale here for about twenty minutes and then poof. Face. Off. Oh well, easy come, easy go. Speaking of easy, you can probably recreate this fashion gem with MS Paint, a half-decent printer, and a pure heart. Plus weed probably helps. Anyway, the gauntlet has officially been thrown down. For the time being though, to satiate your weird pop-culture fantasies, here’s an Ariel Pink video that my friend loves and that has inspired me once again to accept my higher calling as a future director of $45-budget music videos.
Our cars had burned holes in the ozone layer. We’d poisoned the oceans with oil and trash. And we were all getting fat. Yes, the future was a dark, dark place. Until now.
Ladies and gentlemen, behold Pepsi Special.