WILLEM DAFOE LURKS IN THE JUNGLE, A BEAST AMONG BEASTS

July 16, 2013

So they went ahead and made a new Jurassic Park movie, an event we at Hustlemania have been both eagerly awaiting and quietly dreading. Wild rumors about the film have been streaking across the internet since Speilberg announced the project’s existence at Comic-Con two years ago, including talk that JP 4 will feature dog/man/velociraptor hybrids (not kidding). Though Universal Pictures denies that Dogmanosauri are part of the new movie, it stars Willem Dafoe, who’s basically a dog/man hybrid anyway, so at least there’s that. Plus, Sam Neill is back as kid-phobic Dr. Alan Grant, so Dafoe-be-damned, we’ll be there opening night with bells on. Fingers crossed for Jeff Goldblum, too, of course. And maybe, miraculously, a one-armed Samuel L. Jackson?

Written by Ryan Hume Posted in Film, The Future